Kyri Rock #3 🗿⛹🏿
A Nigga Name Kyri Rock, who's a NBA® Hooper+ from the Year 2065, who's back in Time now, to Help + to The Super Future('ZZ+)
A Nigga Name Kyri Rock, who's a NBA® Hooper+ from the Year 2065, who's back in Time now, to Help + to The Super Future('ZZ+)
Some Basic Info+
Kyri Rock
kyrirock@gmail.com
Recovery phone number
(323) 573-6024
Kyri Rock #12 in HS - South Baptistȩ Lancers of Waterland, FL, moved to there from Cripsford, Ohio (Both either Neo City's or of His Universe, which may or may not Exist Again, by then, or Whatever+)
He was the #12 Rated Recruit as a PG out of HS, but knew he was the Best, wound up at UNC, playing for some Legendary Old White Coach: Coach Clifford Marx
Marx was tough to play for, but in 1 Season, Kyri was All-ACC Team+, Freshman of the Year, & won The 3 Point & The Dribbling Contest+ at the College All-Star Hoopzz+ Weekend+, something that they implemented in the 2030's to Keep College Player's in College instead of Going Overseas at a Young Age+ or Playing for an Adult AAU+ Team+ in one of the Meta™ or Whatever We call it by then Hoop'zz League'zz+, OR something else: LoL™
The NCAA® lost a lot of Hooper'zz to the NCACP® or something like that, a League+ of NEO® Hooper'zz+ which the NCAA® say's in Ran like Mock, which NCACP® slap'zz back: NCAA is Quakler, Gahbage, Goldfish Shite ... NCAA® snap's back: Oh Yeahh, with some guy with a J-Fro ... NCACP® doesn't reply n' doesn't care ...
Back to Kyri: He left after his Freshman Year+, but regretted not playing in the NCACP® & got injured during March Maddness®, then left UNC® abruptly to chase his Rapper® Actor® Director™ Dream'zz in Modern Day Los Angeles: Omnilos Angeles or some say "Oil Angeles", either way, it's a place where ppl'zz often get tricked to going with promises of Fame n' Fortune, but for him, he had a backup plan: Play in the NBA® or just go straight to the LoL™ or LoL™: NBA® or something of those Combo-Type'zz+
The story goes that Kyri signed a Record Deal with someone he trusted, that was a former friend, but the friend tried backstabbing him, n' leaving him in the dust, n' tryna' bog down his career, lazy him into losing, n' everything totally backfired for that fake friend, cuz Kyri psyched them all out, n' said "FUCK IT, I'm gonna go make porn, then go to be a LOR® Rapper, then Take my Talent's to South Beach (which is called something else then), then go Direct AI+ Movie's back in #2025!!!!" in a #𝕏™ Tweet in the year 2063 ... Well it's been 2 year's for Kyri since then, he's a Man of His Word, Octually, not a fake pigboy of their word's, wurber ...
Kyri gott'a' Grip on Life'zz+, Handle'zz+, n' now he's back in time, through Legal Time Travel+ to help me through The Internet+, until we make it to the Rapture+ Beyond That+, as a Friend+, n' Hoop'zz+ Role Model+, n' HOF®+ Player®+, with still, probably the Best Handle'zz+ of All-Time+, in the Same Convoid+ with Allen Iverson, n' maybe Steph Curry, n' that's about it, although their are some good Youngstazz' that Unkle Dhruw can compete down with, he's still THE GOAT™+ of Handle'zz n' slippin' to the rim, impossibly, D-Rose® I'd 4th in that Convoid, his handle'zz too quick legit tachyon®, n' his get to the rim'zz, unbeatable, where I'd let him compete with Westbrook, who could make a top 25 handler, but had TM™ turnover's, mistry's, too hard try's, n' mistake-ridden Playoff's, Letdown's, n' Interview's that cost his team's almost every season they played, but that's ok for this year's Nuggets, one of my pick's, cuz the Pacers made it to the 'Chip pretty much already.
The Universe n' Cops are now owned by Me, Myself, GOD™, n' Us, n' they barley even realise it, or don't! They're like stupid little action figures who get klapt by Sosa'zz n' Joker'zz n' BS'd' by SATANSTEEZ™ to the point he Orb-Trucktd through a Jew-Pile of What Seemed like maybe Every Jew of All Time & somehow got out of it Alive, tired from a Good Workout, n' with TM™ Winning'zz, that Drake Undropped "Successful" from his Line, it got stolen, n' Birdman won a Lawsuit ...
Kyri is well aware of all of this, so he's gonna reveal his NBA® # he used for half a season before retiring to go back in time: #3
Did he fake his death? Unclear, did he go back in time? Yes ... Do the people of his time wonder where he went, why he retired, & if he'll come back? Yes ... Does he care? No ... but he might fake it, cuz that's what we do??? Duh ...
His Team: The Snapper Bay® Pistols of the NBA® of his Universe+, Modern Day Texas // Lousiana Area
